Other culture.
American statistics, "Kinsey"-famous investigation a few years ago-ensures that the 45% of American females during sexual intercourse, simulates the orgasm ...
As a result of this investigation are organized in the United States of group courses, such as those for aerobic gymnastics, where scientifically is taught to recite the orgasm ... with lots of seat-of-the-pants progression ... squeals ... stunning eyes!
That course organizers ensure that whoever manages to perform well, with credibility an orgasm, then eventually-miracle! -manages to get seriously. Maybe.
The Fininvest ... knew of these courses has recorded a "Zero" number ... which I have had the good fortune to see.
Is extraordinary!
FOR MANUEL
Good evening ... and here we are again as we did in the last 45 years this season, to debut with a new text.
"What we'll talk about, that we show the scene?" you say. We were with the confused, dazed.
At a time like this is not easy to satirize.
Everything that's going on in our country seems an equestrian circus. Here, on the computer we have collected all the sbragate of our rulers. A gang of unconscious pagliaccioni. The old disguised as advancing again ... with ... with bulldozers on the sock from mugger.
Propose a law "Catches everyone! -Bossi-screams I dissociate myself! " Purpose: "I agree!" Berlusconi: "I disclaim every shareholder and bottom thirty company! Are mine all the TV networks, 5-6-7 are mine are mine ... And this other network who is? The I want to ... I want everything now and for free! Even the radio, disks, cassettes and the cassette player eats, everything I eat! "
"And so what? Pass ' is financial law? "
"Law? Who said, law? We make just decrees: decreto salva-ladri, decreto salva-Rai, also shortly the Decree, Decree-saving to hi ... break the piggy banks! For God's sake!, I with my companies I have done 4 trillion debt!
My aunt sister always said to me: ' entering the convent and made holy if you mondarti of your sins ... enter into politics and become Prime Minister if you want to mondarti your debts. "
And so I did!
But let me give a public debt. I just that mine, private!
Money, money, money! I want the Bank of Italy ... with all Italians ... balance! " You saw that the waterfall is the face ... they lost 50 years of life, is all bags and wrinkles ... think like it was cool when it is presented for the first Sprint at jam sessions! A bag here, one there, thank goodness there is Read that makes the yes man! (Continuous Cloning g. Ferrara)
And the Italians! How wonderful! A people who learned immediately by its rulers. Everyone has learned the art of arraffo easy, from shopkeepers to dentists to the people. Nobody beats us. Ready to pocket the bribe. Ready to pay to have a driver's license! To charge for giving the penalty ... Given the vote to get a favor ... do a favor to get three votes and another favor. Does it promote employment in favour of a preferential price under the table? A place in the hospital? Please, release a nice swag to the primary favored ... and behold a bed to the Terminal.
Dead? Please! We got here we, "nurses associations selling corpses to funeral homes". We offer a terrific funeral, funeral, three for the price of one!
And those who recycle the coffins, headstones and stealing gold teeth in the cemeteries ... and the fake invalids ... and, and, and, and where we put them the amnesties to rain, which, by the by, condone the Fininvest! You find Silvio! Alé! Alé! Alé!And Craxi, FAX .. .the elnara from Hammamet shoots fax judges every ten minutes with correo called all politicians and businessmen it's partners, i.e. a fax for every account of three billion that are in a bank in his name in Hong Kong, Rio de la Plata, Kabritrull, Tumburui, Lichtenstein and repudiates, dismisses lawyers, change them ... Poor guy, it seems that his foot has given him in the head.
By the way there is a danger that I cut, the foot ... But, sorry, the Qur'an was not cut out for thieves? And the unemployed increase that is scary, and, among the most desperate people, who put even selling a kidney. Between a bit we'll see unemployed with stalls, the type "cùmprà vu" to Renascent that having given away their behinds to make ends meet for years, now give away even the liver, kidneys and other offal to beat price.
And we could also arrange a nice immigrant dance dancing around the bonfire of their burnt-out shacks by skinheads.
What I can't understand, how come the Italians after 50 years by thieving democracy, with everything that is blown out, they still voted for one of Craxi's band.
But what they hoped? That being a great sleezeball finally succeeded with his wheeling and dealing, without touching the private interests of the citizen to re-build ' cabin is dysfunctional? You thought the gabelle had loaded onto the rump just who voted against? Eh eh ... the law is equal for everyone!
You have seen the face of merchants and shopkeepers that he slammed on the pavement with the opening of ipermercatoni 50 in less than a year? Now shout Silvio bastard!
For God's Sake! A Sixth workers sacci, have voted!
There are fall gun! Now, with Berlusca tocchetà you work up to 65 years. What do we do?
And the whole ' I'm trouble you know who has combined?
Left: the beautiful sleeping beauty fubacchiona!
If you just have saltatate out the thievery, the scandals, the approffittarsi of Deputies, Ministers, Secretaries, scoundrels, arruffatori of places and money ... to billions! If the various P.C.I., just skipped P.D.S out scandals, had moved to mobilize the country with complaints and very clear proposals for real restructuring, we wouldn't be at this point. They pulled to make ends meet.
In fact allowed it to come to 2 million debt ... that indeed some competent technicians indicate up to 5 million.
And Yes, they allowed their own.
Were not in Parliament?
They never dealt with review, check your accounts?
And if they did, because they are limited to small moans mumble in the Sarabande of bluster? Knew or not of godsend from nabobs inhabited by other parties and miliardaia life of their leaders?
Why not have denounced ... done casino? It's the usual sad silence of the dog does not eat dog? Let's hope not! Anyway if there were and if there were they slept is not even worse?
Liquidations ....Lire
Parliamentary pensions: Lire.
PDS PROPOSAL: safe sleep for three years, have already had.
Quirinale:
Presidential train with all that casino because it is locked. "The President has stayed on the train!" There is so many people sleeping in train, especially commuters who take it at 4 in the morning.
And how much goes into the pockets of our ' Holy ' President every month? For 490 years was caught double salary.President salary now. Had 530 million settlement. Board Member, retired magistrate.
All those who received double salary-320-I must return.
Layoffs. Blackmail of lambs. When you earn buys banks and committed its capital as redditizzio, when it loses, we intervenre us.
He and everyone else who assisted industrial from this law that we need to find out who invented it, must return the cash.
Do you know how many billions are they?
The Presidency of the Council work 4 thousand people. Too Many. On concrete proposals you want as you come behind people.
To move the syndicate ... Apart from that for me the Union must take risks dismissal by workers who represents ... and you'll see that beautiful ass pulls out
Patti with master, do not take it anymore. The first question: strike!
Damn! To get to the great strikes we wanted the throttling of pensions with everything else
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